I'm a duck now

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

*raises my hand to ask a question* what if we collectively refused to refer to AI as 'AI'? it's not artificial intelligence, artificial intelligence doesn't currently exist, it's just algorithms that use stolen input to reinforce prejudice. what if we protested by using a more accurate name? just spitballing here but what about Automated Biased Output (ABO for short)

>prev GAUD YES
guidetothegaylaxy
super-sootica

You are granted a time machine and the ability to prevent one birth (or commit a murder up to you), don't worry about the butterfly effect, we want the butterfly effect that's part of the point. Your actions will prevent them from ever rising to prominence. No he's not here, because it'd be too much of a sweep, pick your second choice if you're wondering where he is

Kill a historical figure before they get to power

William the Conqueror

Richard Nixon

Benito Mussolini

Archduke Franz Ferdinand

Mao Zedong

Julius Caesar

Joseph Stalin

Martin Luther

Romulus

Other

ronald reagan >:( what a slutty man
kalichnikov
plaguedocboi

Did you know that leeches were once used to predict storms? Well, a tornado warning just dropped and my squad is climbing

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plaguedocboi

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@takemetoturch

My dad is a meteorologist and he has never once warned me about an incoming storm. My leeches, however......

sucre-sanguine

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https://amp.theguardian.com/news/2015/apr/19/weatherwatch-forecasting-tempest-prognosticator-storm-leech

articulate-anxious-atheist

*urgently* Lads, the leechometre is at 12 bong, I repeat, 12 bong!

sixthrock

"tempest prognosticator" absolutely sounds like some kind of arcane device a wizard would have lying around in his workshop

hearthburn

It would also probably have leeches in it.

zzoupz
legalizememes:
“smallest-feeblest-boggart:
“ the-hittite:
“ sexhaver:
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“ silverlightpony:
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“ goat-plushie:
“Wait, there’s physical copies of Fallout Equestria? That’d have to be massive.
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The first run was...
goat-plushie

Wait, there’s physical copies of Fallout Equestria? That’d have to be massive.

scorch-mechanic

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The first run was five hardbacks of progressively increasing girth. The stack is hefty, but the books are comfortable. Each chapter has chapter art too, which I consider a plus in all fantasy books.

Later runs were single-book softcover monstrosities. I think I saw another five-volume hardback run recently, but I’m not deeply involved in the fandom anymore.

gayestgen

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silverlightpony

The second print run was two volumes, hardback, with jackets.  Dunno about any subsequent runs.

I still think the 5-volume split was the best option.  It’s a big damn story.

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(For anyone who hasn’t read it: yes, that’s a functional replica of the main character’s go-to weapon.  No, I didn’t customize it like that; I bought it from the person who did.)

sexhaver

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anon PLEASE tell me your teacher is the author of this

sexhaver

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the-hittite

Ok, I Kind of hate that I know this, but I’m pretty sure that anon’s teacher did NOT write the books the others are showing off. He wrote the darker, edgier and somehow even longer fanfic OF that fanfic called Project Horizons.

Original Fallout Equestria was written by someone known as Kkat who I’m 90% sure is a woman and the story only has some PG-13ish scenes at worst (you know, aside from the violence and gore that comes with a Fallout setting.) Project Horizons was written by a guy known as Somber, who I remember him mentioning in the post-chapter notes that he got fired for failing the wrong student once and the fic itself includes multiple explicit sex scenes.

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smallest-feeblest-boggart

it’s important to me u know what the 3rd printing looks like. please note the gilded pages

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legalizememes

one of tumblr’s secret trump cards is its ability to deliver absolutely OBLITERATING gut punches like this post without any context or warning whatsoever

ladyotakukiut
perestroika-hilton

can you dance

yes, trained in some formal setting

yes, self taught

kinda, not much going on technique wise but that's not my problem

kinda, I can blend in at a club at the very least

no, I'm actively bad at it

no, I'm wholly uninterested

other/see results

Op gets compliments on their dancing but is usually doing just a modified step touch or house shuffle

perestroika-hilton

The actively bad at it crowd needs to remember that you just need to gyrate in time with the music that's it swivel swivel swivel bump swivel swivel swivel bump swivel step swivel step bump drop shoulder bump drop shoulder ready and 5 6 7 8 step touch three four pussy out 7 8

goth. actively have the weirdest dance moves but i cab fuckin groove if i need to im not good or trained but i can have fun :3c